Mon Archus

Mon Archus is a powerful ancient being that once ruled most of the known world. His worshipers rule with an iron fist, demanding sacrifice in the form of labor to build great fortresses of opulence.

Followers of Mon Archus celebrate his power by banging their close family members, closing off forests to hunters, extorting farmers, and rallying thousands of men to die in wars to determine what man sits on a gold chair.

Those who rule in Mon Archus' name are called "lords," and those subjected "serfs." Lords believe in something called "charismatic rule," rather than "legal rule." Charismatic rule is when you say stuff like "I'm god, actually," or "the Heavens themselves approve of me being in charge because I murder most bestest," or even "the god Odin jizzed in my great-great-great grandmother I swear bro." Over time, these asinine statements coalesce into what's called "traditional rule," which is when the masses just get used to big wig inbred freaks saying dumb horseshit and just want to grill.